105 Ways You Can Tell that You’re from Geauga County

If you’ve been here long enough, then you know what it takes to call Geauga County home. A little while back we asked all of you on Facebook to tell us how you know you’re from Geauga County. Here are 105 ways that you can tell you are a genuine Geauga County resident!

  1. There are pancakes everywhere! People wave and say “hi” even when you don’t know who they are!! ~ Amanda McGowanMarch means pancakes
  2. The Middlefield Cheese Factory did when I was growing up, that’s why there was the Swiss Cheese Festival over Father’s Day weekend. ~ Annette Gibbs-holmes
  3. You can handle all the snow, looking forward to the maple products and the Middlefield swiss cheese. ~ Annette Gibbs-holmesMagnolia tree in bloom covered in snow
  4. You have frostbite all over your body from late October until sometime in April. ~ Arlo Jemison
  5. You see the Beauty all around in the faces of the children. ~ Barbara Jane Price-StephensService Dogs for Children
  6. Know how to use your air conditioner and furnace in the same day. ~ Beth Brown
  7. Every one enters your house through the garage! ~ Betty Foye Mileti
  8. You move out of town but keep one button on your radio set at 1100am so you can catch the Indians after dark. ~ Bill Byler
  9. If the snow is deeper and the maple syrup is sweeeet! ~ Brad Pestyk
  10. Your family can’t wait for The Great Geauga County Fair!! ~ Brenda McGeeThe Great Geauga County Fair Grandstand
  11. You’ve eaten Swiss Cheese on a stick. Can name 6 different Draft horse breeds. ~ Carol Hill Griggs
  12. You can’t wait for the pancake breakfasts in March! ~ Christina Sprague 
  13. You bleed maple syrup. ~ Cindy Easthom
  14. You experience all 4 seasons in the same day. ~ Cindy Linn
  15. And you grew up reading the Geauga Times Leader. ~ Cindy Venable
  16. You’ve ever boiled hotdogs in maple syrup at a sugar bush. ~ Cindy Venable
  17. You miss the humid summer nights. ~ CJ Szuter 
  18. If You Know about Snow and Look Forward to Spring Flowers. ~ Coupon Ken Flowers
  19. Most of the traffic on your road is Amish buggies, and hay wagons pulled by Belgians! ~ Cynthia L Stutzman Amish Buggy
  20. You move to Lake County for 25 years and consider it PURGATORY until you can get back home where you belong! ~ Dale Hall 
  21. You know what the heck CORN HOLE is. ~ Dana Davey
  22. You have two seasons- gun season and bow season. ~ Dave Peterson 
  23. If you own snowshoes! ~ David JohnsonWooden snowshoes 12_8_11
  24. You know a Herfeord from a Guernsey. ~ Deb White Bartsche 
  25. You know that melon heads are from Lake County. ~ Deb White Bartsche 
  26. You are a REAL maple syrup snob! ~ Debbie Brooks
  27. If you have muddy boots and a rusty pickup truck with stacks with a rebel flag sticker on the back window. ~ Don Kepich 
  28. When you move to another state and still try to keep up with everything. ~ Erma Marsh
  29. You have maple syrup in your veins. ~ Fran Tretera
  30. It’s March 21 and you’re getting 15 inches of snow. ~ Geri Miller Grimes
  31. If you just have to have a maple stir. ~ Glee Morse SlivkaHow to get (and make) a Maple Stir
  32. Lake effect snow warnings ALWAYS apply to you. ~ Glenn Petranek
  33. Your neighbor is that house a mile up the road. ~ Heidi Bacon
  34. When a citizen thanks you and you respond ” You bet”. ~ Jamie Romph
  35. You are on the lookout for buggies at all times while driving.  ~ Jane Rua
  36. You’ve ever eaten ham, ham, ham at the firehouse. ~ Jason Maynard
  37. You know what “Ham,Ham ,Ham” means. ~ Jeff Keller
  38. You remember removing your studded snow tires in May! ~ Jeffrey Brinkerhoff
  39. Maple sugar and apple butter festivals! ~ Jennifer Sinden Alcorn
  40. Sweaters are the norm on Memorial day! ~ Jennifer Sinden Alcorn
  41. Maple flows through your veins. ~ Jer EmchGeauga County Maple Syrup
  42. You know road apples aren’t edible fruit. ~ Jeremy Wohlken
  43. You know you’re from Geauga County if the justice system displays weakness by giving a murderous delinquent a stage to spew vile at his innocent victims. ~ Jerome Blaha
  44. It’s snowing. ~ John Svoboda It snowed!
  45. It snows on the first day of spring. ~ Joni Wilson-Crawford 
  46. Your carhart is your varsity jacket. ~ Joseph Brendy
  47. Watching a horse poop in front of a buggy is a monthly event. ~ Karen Lynagh
  48. If you expect snow during May! and realize that March 20 is just another day and has no relevance to weather. ~ Karen Munro
  49. You’re up to your eyebrows in snow! ~ Kay Martini
  50. You don’t know what to wear because the weather changes ever 10 minutes. ~ Kelly J. Hawley
  51. You know what a Maple Stir is… ~ Laura Diemer
  52. You live for maple stirs! ~ Laurie Getchell Thompson 
  53. If you haven’t put your boots away or taken your driveway markers out! ~ Linda Ebbert Mitchell
  54. When you call the Geauga County Fair…THE GREAT GEAUGA COUNTY FAIR. LOL!!! ~ Linda J. SabovikWelcome to the Great Geauga County Fair
  55. If you like maple syrup, horses, and festivals!!!! ~ Linda Louski
  56. If you love Chardon!!!! ~ Linda MartinChardon High School Football Helmet
  57. You know what time all the state parks close and which parks allow camp fires. And how to avoid being caught when in violation of the above. ~ Linda White
  58. Butternut and Sherman roads are your favorite roller coasters. ~ Lindsey Davis
  59. You fly to Chardon mainly to go to the Maple Festival!!! We froze our butts off too by the way!!! My blood has thinned out considerably!!! Lol ~ Liz Carrell Carroll
  60. You have Richards Maple Syrup shipped to you in Texas because you can’t stand any other kind and your 24 year old daughter will only use Richards on her waffles since that’s what she was raised on!!! ~ Liz Carrell Carroll
  61. Your blood is so thick you are still wearing shorts in the winter. Or your fat like me lol. ~ Loren Ludlow
  62.  You know you are from the healthest county in Ohio. ~ Mark Basinger
  63. You keep a snow brush in your car year round. ~ Marsha Boyce Cable
  64. You love the festivals for maple syrup, apples and for the beauty of Geauga County. ~ Mary Jane Carlson
  65. You are freezing right now! ~ Mary Thompson Slone
  66. Friday night fish fry. ~ Meg Collier Reddington
  67. You can tell real maple syrup by the color. ~ Michael Holland Maple Max with Maple Syrup
  68. 8″ of snow is a dusting. ~ Mike Martini
  69. You wear your flip flops to school and have to have your mom being up snow boots at lunch!!! ~ Nazara Jambor West
  70. Your mayor is also the town handyman!! <- true story. ~ Nazara Jambor West
  71. If you love our pancake breakfasts and fans of the Great Geauga County Fair. ~ Norma Sue Burchett AdkinsPancake Breakfast
  72. You don’t know what it’s like to see grass between October and April. ~ Pamela Stricker
  73. You pass a BMW only to brake for an Amish buggy. ~ Pamela Stricker
  74. All of your vehicles have 4-wheel drive! ~ Pamela Wright Burton
  75. If you experienced a Snow Storm on the first day of Spring. ~ Patricia Brady Whitehead
  76. You are still shoveling snow and it’s July. ~ Patty Fitzmaurice
  77. You wear mud boots because you need them not as a fashion statement. ~ Renee Shimko Smiciklasdusty boots
  78. You wake up to snow and have to roll your windows down on the way home from work. ~ Ric Weirick 
  79. Events elsewhere are cancelled due to 4-6 inches of snow, and you wonder what the big deal is. ~ Rich McCullough
  80. You don’t order pancakes at a restaurant because they don’t have maple syrup. ~ Rich McCullough
  81. First McDonalds with a drive-thru for/ used by buggies. ~ Rita Miller-Lang
  82. You have hay in the cuffs of your jeans. ~ Ronald Kruty 
  83. You skip school that first very nice day to go to the beach at Lake Erie. ~Sam Klepac
  84. You live in an awesome place! ~ Sandy Angstrom Pavick
  85. You’ve driven through horse poop on the road. . . A lot. ~ Sara Koch Haueter
  86. Complain about snow in March…..for decades on end. ~ Shauna Rich
  87. Your class field trip was to Century Village. ~ Shelley BrownCentury Village Burton Ohio
  88. You ask for real maple syrup everywhere you that’s NOT in Geauga County. ~ Shelly Holland
  89. You love Sundays in March because of buckwheat pancakes, the Burton VFD, maple syrup and the fair is less than six months away. ~ Steve Takacs
  90. You go up town. ~ Susan Lintala
  91. You see tons of 4X4 trucks with stacks! Way too much ugly camo clothes. ~ Susan Spinelli Bucci
  92. You’re used to REAL Maple Syrup at your pancake breakfasts! ~ Susan Wills
  93. …when you find your neighbor’s cow lose on the road & folks are trying to corral it and bring it back home! (Another true story.) ~ Sylvia Krasovec CestnikMissy was one of the cows waiting to be milked when we visited her
  94. You know the dates of the Burton antique show a year in Advance. ~ Terese Mascia
  95. You have maple syrup running thru your veins…. ~ Theresa Brazauskas Miller
  96. You can tell what month of the year it is blindfolded by the smell of the horse manure!…. ~ Thomas Adams
  97. If you ever been out looking for the melonheads…… ~ Tim Powers
  98. You keep saying can you hear me now while walking around the house hoping for a good cell signal! ~ Tony Vavpetic
  99. You appreciate spring more than anyone on earth!!! ~ Tracy Hess ReidFamily Walking in the Park
  100. If Middlefield makes swiss cheese. ~ Valerie Douse
  101. You’re all ready for the MAPLE FESTIVAL!!!!!!! ( but wondering how cold its a gonna be this year…) ~ Vandella Xavier
  102. And you know the term “buggy exhaust”. ~ William Norman
  103. You have snow on the first day of spring? ~ William Norman
  104. You’ve yelled while driving ” come on people it’s just a little freaking snow! ~“William Rivera
  105. You understand the term “road apples”. ~Yvonne Deliere White
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